Buhtt sex?
were with a gay guy with a minnesota accent. think about how funny that sounds.
bitch asked me if i cared if she kept her snuggie on while we had sex
I'm glad my gym is open 24 hours..I stopped in on my way home to puke from the bar
Note to self. Champagne flavored lube is neither as tasty nor as classy as one might think.
I queefed so loud it echoed.
I introduced him to the male G-Spot. Don't ever tell me I'm not experienced.
Sex tent. say it aloud its amazing. promise you we rnt stoned.
JUST MADE A FLAMING SLED. MIGHT HAVE 3RD DEGREE BURNS.
No. Cease was criminally insane from birthday shots, and not a lot of women want to go home from the bar with a guy who wants to "snuggle but keep it strictly professional".
Do you know why I have a burn shaped like a tiny spork?
I am not saying having unprotected sex in my boss' pool was a good idea, I am just saying it wasn't my worst idea of the summer.
The bartender had to walk me home last night. New high or new low?
Anyways, he came over at 3:30 am and ate me out while I ate pizza on the counter
The only good thing about the sex was that he finally cracked the spot on my back that's been hurting.
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