no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
I'm so never shaving my vag in a target bathroom for him again.
anyone who buys me chipotle gets an automatic hj
currently walking past a fire hyrdrant with a hose already attatched.. this could be dangerous..
I put cups full of chips next to every bed, couch, and toilet so that everyone could have a snack when they woke up....
it appears as though my vagina has gotten the best of me again
i promise ill be ok...btw im only considered "not ok" if i end up in the hospital.
They used the ice bucket from their room to drink beer from and called it the "Holy Grail"
Dude hobos go hard. I learned a lot last night.
The fake number she gave me was for Pappa John's. Now I have a large pepperoni on the way.
So the revenge porn my ex posted just resulted in a contract with a gay porn company. I'm going to make $8,000 this weekend. That would a breakup checkmate. Are you joining me in the legislative committee hearing tomorrow?
I don't think I'll get invited back. I drunkenly told her that her kids would be perfect for a pro-abortion campaign.
He brought me Plan B in the snowstorm.
A+ 👏🏼
I'm sorry I lead life with my vagina.
"Why is there a bottle of Tequila taped to the fan?"
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