Is there a "Plan B" app for my iphone?
I need a creepy friend to scare off the other creepy people
I would be honored to be that friend.
I'm about to cry with happyness at the beer that will be consumed
I have no idea. After the fireworks it all went to shit. Do you know why I woke up with a road sign?
Still in Rome. Hooked up with frat boy from SoCal that's studying abroad. He said he was 1/8 italian. I'll take it.
All I can think about is getting a lawsuit and chocolate
I think we can all look back on last night and categorize it under, " reason why Cory can't be left at the bar by himself"
apparently we spent 30 minutes inside that big Nike store turning all of their Duke gear inside out. for some reason the employees didn't stop us.
I have now added draft and wells specials that different bars have to my blackberry calendar.. Help me.
I picked the lock on the bathroom door and sang him a song while he pooped. Why is he mad?
I told him if he went to see magic mike with me I'd cover his eyes during the penis parts
Next Halloween I want us to dress up as jockeys, get drunk, and ride a carousel all night until we throw up or declare a winner
i puked in a jesus candle last night and then denied it... i'd say it was a pretty alright night
I need your opinion, is it ACTUALLY sweet that a booty call offered to walk me home with an umbrella because it was raining, or is that just low standards?
I'm still drunk, my mom is throwing up, and there is a random Irish guy out getting our house breakfast right now. Wednesday's are my bitch.
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