I just realized that when I walk away people probably say "wow she really has a drinking problem" and sadly it doesn't bother me.
The bouncers kicked us out around 3 so we went to the grocery store flasks in hand and asked them to turn up their music...
Will you please bring your dog over today? Apparently I was drunkenly cooking last night. There's food everywhere. I'm too hungover to clean.
Drunk at ten am watching Californication re runs. Being divorced rules.
would it be mean if I put better with the lights off on my sex playlist just for my hook up with him?
I was expecting it to be of the "I am your vagina's reckoning" caliber.
That would be an interesting position... Not entirely certain how that'd work!
Gravity is no match for my libido
I mean I'm into guys with money but more into guys I'm actually attracted to
yeah i guess i'd rather he was hot than rich
wow i don't know if that qualifies as growing up but if it does i'm all in
WELL THEN WHAT DAY IS IT?!?! This whole having to choose between ruining my future and ruining my liver is totally killing my vibe
Got home & pissed on my moms carpet like a bear in the woods. I woke up to a picture message with me passed out on the floor with my pants down & hands covering my face. I've had an awkward week
I woke up at 3am, top off, with campus security telling me to get dressed. Tonight was a GOOD NIGHT
I'm smoking and watching the Muppets Treasure Island. Where are you?
Something about that statement reminds me just how much of a role model you are, sis.
Heading there now. Already have a boner.
I'm literally about to create a tinder account. Just so someone drives me to get food.
he had a bulletproof vest and a pocket full of lollipops! how was i suppose to say no.
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