your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
i just google searched 'can you pop your ovary'
Could guys at least pretend I require some amount of money to be spent before I randomly go down on them?
Just watched 1 guy 1 jar with my mom. Awkwardville...
I mean come on, he's the best quarterback in the state and doesn't even know how to put on condom
I've eaten cheese dip for three consecutive meals. I think I need to branch out.
I always give him head in random places, it's a guessing game for his cock.
i keep looking at my boobs and it just baffles me how he could give this up.
By the way. I expect to test the theory of you running a mile drunk for memorial day.
Dollar Store pregnancy tests. For when you sorta wanta know.
They have marijuana tests too!
She had like a side ponytail and hoop earrings though. And legwarmers. Like a horrible 80s nightmare. Don't drink and dream, dude.
I still don't know why she was so offended when I emerged from the bathroom and told her my balls were now clean.
I think his dick was bigger than his dog
I miss my innocence.
I miss being able to say, "I've never done this before."
Wow. I want to climb Santa. You've made my mind go places I wasn't prepared to explore.
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