I need help removing her.
Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
i effing cant stand that stupid soul the new way to roll hamster commercial. everyone im with is laughing and now hate them all.
No, that was before the police came, but after the hooker.
He's trying to kill me, one liver cell at a time. It's going to be a slow, but awesome death
Clearly he doesn't understand my need to be surrounded by cats at all times
She passed out on the kitchen table with two mickeys forties duct taped to her hands. Clearly she is going to fit perfectly in your house this semester
One of the annoying girls in my 7 AM class showed up drunk for her 21st birthday and just auctioned off her fake ID.
I'm pretty sure I made out with a guy in a man thong.
Just used my eyelash curler to open a bottle of cider...
My RA just sigh me high as fuck acting like a zombie and scratching at my door. Thoughts?
I saw your dick pic and thought there goes the last thread of my heterosexuality.
Your normalization of crazy is frightening.
He's 5'2" and his dick 4'8"
That was right around the time that the drunken mess pulled out his dick in front of myself and like 10 other people and started peeing all over the train platform while saying, "Sometimes a bear gets you brother. Sometimes a bear gets you."
Pretty standard Thursday night commute for you, no?
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