The jonas brothers playing in your laptop. This is why guys won't sleep with you...
You threw a bottle at the bartender and then stole his tip jar. However, you were quickly KO'd by the bartender. Solid right hook.
I woke up to three texts telling me to "go fuck myself," a panicked voicemail from my mom, and a girl thanking me... I'm not sure which I should take care of first
So if we break up over this are you still gonna come over and do my dishes?
Come outside. The vendor wants to go out strong tonight! Russian hooker interviews. Don't ask. We leave in 3 minutes.
GOOD NIGHT DREAM OF ALCOHOL SNO CONES
Thanks, college. Tonight's decisions brought to you by margs in a nalgene.
she was trying to use her iTranslate app while we were having sex.
We can just chill or day drink or smoke or watch law and order marathon or play just dance 4 or watch a movie or go to the movies or play hide and seek or hug, so many options
for some reason leaving your socks onmakes it less meaningful.
I downloaded the presidential playlists for offline listening. And Obama made a night one so we have presidential approved fuck jamzzzzz. Thanks Obama!
My Sexting was not on an AP level
Okay, first we buy a pirate outfit and then we get drunk, you in or you out?
I shouldn't have to tell you to stop throwing knives at me.
Listen I don't care what it's called as long as it's drugs
Randomize
