Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
how about we just leave your boyfriend out of this
i now understand why he chose to have sex with my friend rather then me after lookin in the mirror this morning. and id do the same thing.
This just in: Jon Gosselin's address-The Alexandra. I bet if we showed up he'd date us.
Stripperoke is exactly what it sounds...
Still had my bottle opener ring on. Started to give him a hand job. LOL
Freshmen girls are like potato chips you can't have just one.
Malt liquor mondays...better in theory.
She just came home holding a fire hydrant. Yes a fire hydrant.
He wouldn't let me ride him with a Ninja Turtles hat on...
We had sex during an intermission, then the second period. The bruins better win. Missing a period isn't worth having sex with him
She's passed out laying in the middle of the street. Cars are honking at her and going around her body. We need to stop playing BONECRUSHER.
and Katie got too high with the tow truck driver and wants to go home
A dozen fresh-baked cookies delivered to my dorm AND I don't have chlamydia or gonorrhea... Could this night get any better??
Happy 20th birthday! I hope you like anxiety and having your debit card declined at McDonald's!
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