How's tricks little girl?
Trix are for kids, old man.
What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
I just found a receipt from ace where I bought 1 lrg plastic funnel, 2ft of 1" plastic tubing, and a 48" toboggan sled. Thank you cashier #552 for letting that poor life decision happen.
I just woke up to pictures of every angle of his dick I'll ever need to see.
I'm just here to guide your spirit, avoiding herpes is on you though
Is it bad that I don't ask for names anymore? Just added "gold-chain-wearing hotel guy" to my list under "minivan 3way" and "funny-tasting gym guy."
Just got my stitches out.. Now I can give a proper hand job
I'm not going to say what I did. You're smart enough to figure it out. But I did it. And you owe me 20$
that's the second time I've made out with him and woken up with my pants stuffed with PBRs I am convinced he's magic
dont know how to tell my grandparents I woke up in a frat house in the wrong town and that's why I can't see them today
I spent the entire party sexting people's significant others for them because they were too drunk to do it themselves. I did quite well too. I should start a business
just saw a girl run into an automatic sliding door, back up and try again
he said to "slap him" after he guessed the time correctly. i did.
A massage should never include spaghetti sauce. shit was fucked up
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