I wish you were here to vomit in your hand.
The size of her hoop earrings are directly related to how much of a slut she is.
I've only been here for an hour and I've already made 6 babies cry.
Happy Birthday
Somehow I feel more guilty using her razor then I do having sex with her boyfriend...
she got pretty angry when i tried to superglue her fingers together.
If that really is brett favre's penis, no wonder she ignored his calls
hes out at the street wearing a tophat and a monocole and carrying a cane and greeting every car that drives by
he just went across the street and into someones house and we could hear him inviting them over from the front porch
Does Jim keep sending you pics of him in drag too???? If so, are you also slightly uncomfortable?
Ps we ordered a pizza at the pool today and I dropped the entire thing in the pool. We still ate it. #canthang
When I got home he was in his underpants on the couch, eating pop tarts and crying while watching Voltron.
its weird getting into a political debate with a pony dressed as an anime character online
yea so the plan to relive our college glory days was great and all but ending up in the er with alcohol poisoning was crossing the line
I have a weird question... did you bite my back last night?
home. only unpacked the necessities...contact case and beer.
I just split a tacobell party box with my boss. 12 tacos. We were equals for a moment.
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