Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
In hindsight maybe we should have moved his homework instead of playing quarters on top of it.
worse things have happened to me. but if it will make you feel better you can pay for my therapist sessions next week.
Emergency need house key where r u I just got shit o n
when we got back we had sex. but it wasnt til the morning that i figured out her leg was broken
Mandatory 420 Adventure Time.
This is why we're friends.
I want you inside of me and on top of me and under me and behind me
Basically I need you to be like god, just fucking everywhere
Welcome to drink and talk like a Russian afternoon.
Pirate drinking day will be planned for shortly
I approve this so hard.
I apparently got up in the middle of the night after fucking him and started looking for you under piles of his clothing
Also my bed has glitter in it for reasons I do not recall
She said I'm like warm bathroom-sink water. There's nothing necessarily wrong with me, but she doesn't exactly want to "drink me in"
There is a cooked ham in the washing machine.
whoever decided snowing in 90 percent of campus on a night when the streets are flowing with tequila and skittles was clearly not an R.A.
Things could not have gone more poorly if I had stripped naked and run through the Sahara with sirloins tied to my vagina.
My roommate made maccoroni last nigh dropped the bowl off the counter knocking it into the dog bowl he picked up the dog bowl and started eating it claiming it was te worst Mac and cheese ever and if he wasnt so high he would stop eating it hahahaha
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