If i could tip my vagina, i would.
I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
My choices this week make me realize that I need to copyright the term "cock buffet"
What can I say, he stumbled upon the key to my heart: orgasms and mac 'n cheese.
He said he had bite marks on his back... Turns out he had to throw me over his shoulder, and I was really reluctant.
I can trace it back to that drunken night where we peed on each other in the shower.
There are 3 guys sitting in the elevator in lawn chairs wearing sunglasses and holding beers. the hallway rugs are stuffed in a trash can. i've never been so glad to be sober.
You told the cop at mobil to keep it real and look both ways before crossing the street.
is there a way to sugar-coat "shes in jail" when someone is texting me asking where their friend is?
The guy who was The Count on Sesame Street died this week too. Therefore, you should take multiple shots, count them, & go "ahh aaahh aaaahhh" after each one. I expect video...
People dont know what to do when a naked fat guy is running towards them. they panic
Wait I'm all alone with a guy and his turtle
I would like to reiterate that I went to give lessons and ended up having a three way instead
You mom sent me some article linking anal sex, damaged prostates and sterility. Does she still think your gonna go straight and have kids one day?
So I FINALLY get to start out a story, "So there I was, naked except for a toboggan hat and handcuffs..."
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