you traded sex for a burrito?
I just sat in the Taco Bell drive-thru waiting for a trash can to take my order. Yes, that high.
I can't get away from Pickles they're either stuck in me, in my mouth, or I'm stuck in one. fuck my whole entire life.
I'm starting to have hip problems from having my legs spread too often.
She got a text from her mom saying "you better not sleep with him, we all know how he is". IV ONLY BEEN HERE A WEEK
I just saw her shopping list. The only things on it are blackberries, hot fudge and condoms. I almost don't wanna know. Almost.
We got three kegs and a backhoe. Now taking bets on what charges we end up getting arrested for. Will need bail money.
I have a busted ear drum from when he honked his horn when we started to have sex on his car in the parking lot...
And then he tried to clean the throw up off my pants with 409
you really need to stop getting laid in my dreams more than i do.
does doing it on an automatic sink count as shower sex?
We fucked so hard that when I orgasmed I tore his towel rack off the wall. He was more impressed than mad.
Stop your judging. I got free booze AND an oil change. You're the one whose always saying we're spending too much money.
We were covered in sweat and glitter, making out onstage, in front of everyone. I think it was a good night.
I just had a mini meltdown cause I thought they forgot to put the cheese packet in my mac and cheese. I'm having an awful week.
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