Thanks again for letting me crash last nite. Sorry I banged your little brother.
so i replaced his speed with my ped egg shaveings
dont u have athletes foot?
I have big tits. Rules don't apply to me.
I don't care how hungover you are were not listening to enya
I was wondering where I've seen this kid then I remembered I saw him doing lines of blow of his gf's leg while she was sleeping last week.
I just cleaned your Jaeger vomit off my car with a knife. Don't ever say I don't love you.
did you seriously make the punch out of vodka and food coloring
Is 'too horny to study' a good enough medical excuse to not take a final?
I just pulled a piece of cookie out of my bra in the middle of class. I'm forever alone.
Brilliant thought; pill pong.
What could go wrong?
Also there's a home game tomorrow and I thought about holding up a sign that says, "I madeout with #64 during orientation week" would that be inappropriate??
Chicks before dicks must only mean American dicks
SOS... STANDING IN THE BAR NEXT TO MY BF AND THE GUY WHO I HOOKED UP WITH ON CHRISTMAS DAY..
It was probably the most embarrassing moment of my life. But I had cleavage, so I'm good!
Weird. And pubic lice are now endangered so your hairy balls can rest easy
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