butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
look no pants
I have a feeling we are going to become cougars together.
I am one bad relationship away from having 30 cats.
There is a mermaid on oprah and she looks nothin like ariel
Some guy said that sham wows were the same as regular shammys. needless to say you had to be restrained. you kept trying to 'slap chop' him.
He's been grabbing my ass as a greeting since 2004, sex was overdue
The bartender laughed but the manager kicked me out when the mom conplained. There's no way my fart harmed that baby in any way
She gained 35 lbs and has an ankle bracelet, time for new booty call.
We listened to Rod Stewart Pandora and slow danced in the shower.
Dude she broke four ribs, how does a 110 lb girl break four of my ribs during sex?! It hurts so bad but was so worth it
I just realized I wasn't at the party anymore. I was just sitting there with a vacuum.
I fear our relationship is coming to an end. Last night I felt the need to bloody apologise for waking him up with a blow job.
Just threw up in a baggy on the airplane. The guys next to me clapped and bought me a jack and coke.
Livin the dream
Sorry I threw up all over your Lyft.
It's ok I woke up next to a dumpster.
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