Yeah, i think she was German or something.
No dude, she's just got a speech impediment.
I sold my books for weed money!
Finals don't start for a week...
I woke up around 30 bottles of beer, with a piece of aluminum foil in my hand, that had "you Win" Wrote in sharpie..
Isn't the perk of being in a relationship not having to put in effort for sex?
Biggest lesson I have learned in college: Drink if you are happy. Drink more if you aren't.
i'm duct taped to my bed with a condom in my hand. something went wrong
who am I kidding I don't have any dignity. Plus we're not doing a porno, we're just doing random things naked
Sitting in the library studying = googling how to get laid in the library.
well, I yelled "the tribe has spoken!" at a boatload of people and then I walked home alone in the pouring rain at 1:30am. karma really is a bitch, yo.
cant tell, his cock is acting like one of those inflatable arm waving things outside the market
I'm not saying I haven't been that drunk. I'm just saying I haven't been that drunk and then have cops buy me shots.
I just called my boyfriend "Dad"... Awkward
I can't wait to see you again. It will be like when we first started dating- but with less clothes.
I've never had to say don't judge me for chip clips in the shower before
am i the only one who finds it a little awkward seeing as we all made out last night?
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