when I'm not with you everything just looks like crayon scribble
sorry about last night, I don't know what happened but I woke up this morning and looked strikingly similar to courtney love, it had to be bad.
Ridin mah bike see you on the moon
When the officer tried to stop you, you just shouted your name in his face. repeatedly.
I have bruises on my ass from her spurs. God bless Texas.
apparently it's a turnoff if you ask a guy why he thinks he needs to use magnums
Going to an AA meeting just so I can fuck him...That's dedication
I miss my brother. He would have fucked the fat girl for me.
I told you I would
I wouldnt do that to you. You're my actual friend
Everybody shut up a minute, we need to discuss how much nicer the world would be if pants weren't a thing.
I also woke up on my floor. Naked. On a pile of clothes. With my head in the trash can. And a sheet over me.
Thinking of someone think of me while masturbating while I masturbate. & that's how the over thinkers do it ✌️
I asked him to sing a song so he couldn't hear me throwing up as he was holding my hair
How the fuck do you get a noise complaint filed against you at 9:30am on a fucking Tuesday?
You drink too much. You cuss too much. You have questionable morals. You're everything I've ever wanted in a friend.
i’m blowing bubbles in my bloody mary so yeah it’s pretty much time to go
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