I may or may not have started my period at the bar. Good thing I have dark jeans on.
New invention idea: vibrating tampons
just saw a girl come out of the tanning bed room on crutches, now thats determination
There's people holding up abortion signs everywhere. I guess the people of Florida want you to remember you fucked up on Spring Break.
My drug dealer is spending the weekend in my studio apartment. I feel like I've crossed a line that should never be crossed.
Mother fucker. I'm a 30J now. I'm fucking speechless
Question: does the slut gene come from the mother or the father? im trying to figure out who to blame.
I guess he was telling a totally normal story about being a lifeguard and I wouldn't stop screaming "THAT'S LUDICROUS" at random intervals.
I definitely pole-danced a parking meter outside a party last night. The cheering was appreciated.
I apparently made a "health and fitness" subcatagory called "drugs" on mint at some point. I used it to catagorize all of my nyc atm withdrawls for $60 haha
You started crawling towards a moving train. Maybe you should take it easy next time
I remember puking but I don't remember where. PSA: don't go barefoot around the house
Bringing my cat to a booty call was not my finest hour
She had a baby Jesus butt plug
just found the "let's take a picture before we do these roommates" before picture
thank god there was never an after picture.
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