So they discontinued the hummer... Now people will have to go door to door to let others know they're assholes
He came up to me muttering about the pills on the bathroom floor... I found him an hour and a half later trying to take naked photos of himself with an alarm clock...
Apparently as I was doing the walk of shame home my dad's date was on her way to hers. hoes come in all ages these days
I maybe just had sex outside in broad daylight. At a state park. Please be proud.
I know for sure he's a bro because he closed the door so my gf didn't see me hooking up with her cousin.
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
I'm eating my emotions. I am no longer interested in anybody other than my own hand and vagina.
Straight guys just can't stay away. My penis must have pheromones or something.
Well going home with a Ralph Lauren model helped me get over him real fuckin' quick. Would recommend it for all women going through breakups
I know you all think its cute to drop me off in a different state when I black out, but I can't wake up in family campgrounds asking where I am. These parents are scared.
WE'RE MOVING TO IRELAND!!!! DON'T ASK QUESTIONS JUST BOOK THE DAMN FLIGHT!!!!
I have a 30 minute video visit blind date tonight with a guy in prison. And it's costing me $9. ROCK... BOTTOM...
it's the international house of making me almost fucking shit myself
I just want you to know that i deffinately saw the baby clothes, and didn't freak out and still had sex with him. I'm going to hell.
Just got high with dad
Correction: more high. He's sharing gummy bears with me.
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