I don't think there's a better bc pill reminder then when teen mom comes on
his dick got so hard in his pants and it broke his zipper
No one wears that much makeup to work unless they are trying to fuck their boss, NO ONE
there's no food at this bar, but i'm pretty sure vodka is made of wheat so i'm basically drinking bread.
She just gave me a free latte.
Correction. She just have you a frothy, creamy path to that vagina.
when i first looked at you, you weren't wearing any pants. but then i realized you had them around your neck as a cape.
This is breast cancer awareness month... The least we can do is give a stripper some singles.
Seriously can I go through one convo where masturbating doesn't come up
I think I'm making a tradition of going to every funeral with at least one sex-related bruise. I don't know how this happened.
is it weird that our first time having sex was makeup sex?
you'll probably come home to me baked as fuck and shirtless
so go get some goddamn bacon and lay in his bed naked. he'll love it.
I made him dinner in just his cowboy hat and my boots after we did it...you should see his face :)
Thinking and hoping ice cream is the answer to my problems
i found a picture from last night of you sat on the floor naked, covered in butter and crying. care to explain?
I was hoping you could tell me..
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