Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
Houston.. we have a drinking problem..
well that was a long night...
dude, you were pretty messed up... what happened?
no idea... but i still woke up with my pirate hat on
Definitely locked eyes with the stripper who gave me a lapdance last night as she walked by me and into the Ann Taylor Loft in Times Square.
dont touch anything in my room. If its phallus shaped, i can almost guarantee its been in my vagina.
i jsut feel off the bus, but its ok the driver let me back on. a woman hid her baby from me..
I keep having to have that awkward "I don't want to have sex with you" convo. I thought wearing sweatpants was suppose to prevent this situation..
Your lack of dedication to alcohol is forcing me to drink with my ex husband. U suck
Dylan just paid 30 bucks to have himself wrapped in the clear plastic they wrap luggage in at the airport. Bring scissors.
There was blow residue on my chem book and my TA was like, did u stain your notebook with CaCO3?
She's so nice... She deserves all the dicks.
I got snowed in at my parent's. everyone's asleep so I'm smoking a joint in my old room and watching Tarzan on a 12" tv.
They must be so glad to have you home...
His PENIS is so fucking big that I always use caps, out of respect.
Nice classy night out before we roll our faces off
If there's one thing I think I could really excel it, it's curating a midlife crisis
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