New low: just hacked my moms facebook
it was beautiful and magic like when a hot girl grabs her own tits and smiles at you
I love sluts.
I end my prayers with that every single night.
you came in and threw goldfish on our blue carpet and screamed SWIM BITCHES and then made me drink a best friends potion with you
I forgot it was 4/20. that COMPLETELY explains the 7/11. i was like "that's a lot of white dudes... and they're really into snacking."
She just told me she's too full for a reach-around. Sad.
I knew it was time to leave Waffle House when you started singing "What's Your Fantasy" to your hash browns.
obviously my window is still shattered. they're pressure washing my condo today. i think i need a bloody mary.
this just proves how much faith i have in "us".. what should we be for halloween..?
yeah dropping that class because i really don't want to be known as the girl who fell asleep in class and threw up as she walked out for an entire semester
My g-ma saw your dick-pic and wants you to know I've got a keeper. She says her big whopper died in Korea. Good thing g-pa is still asleep.
I built a fence. For the bunnies we're going to adopt. I'll fill you in when you get home.
Dicks are so weird. He has kind of a feminine comforter in the background.
You just want to live out all your fuck fantasies with all these girls through me. I know your game. Well played sir.
When she's hammered the amount of alliteration that comes out of her mouth is amazing.
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