Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
just found more coke in my pocket. i love not washing my jeans after every individual use.
just run out there and shit all over the driveway when he comes.. and then point at him
your bra might or might not be a decoration on me and my roomies xmas tree haha
People were running around punching out the ceiling tiles Super Mario style.
Look I'm sorry I stuffed your wife's bouquet toss but I won't have that weak shit in my house.
I am one with the molecules
Her son walked in on us and asked if he could "wrestle too."
right now I am washing the alcohol and shame off from last night
I did crash a prom last night though.. It was fun
I am that special "drink water and be grateful I'm alive" kind of hungover
Hypothetical question: Would it be wrong to tell the annoying children who don't listen to their parents that the motel is haunted?
You have GOT to stop kicking in his kitchen door. Just wait for him to open it next time.
all i remember is walking home without my pants on... when i woke up i was sleeping in between my parents in their bed, no more whiskey wednesdays
He almost got to me tonight but then I was like fuck it I'm going to dance with a teli-tubby on the bar so fuck you
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