Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
The make-up sex just reminded me why we broke up in the first place.
Got 6 blowjobs in one weekend... new personal best.
i just sent my parents are gone come over I have condoms to my mom because Derek changed my numbers while I was passed out
You are the patron saint of my drinking problem.
I think I left my camera at your house. It would be in both of our best interests if you don't go through the pics.
downstairs . braiding the drunk passed out girls hair, she will thank us In the morning
Sign she's a keeper: "I would rather be late to brunch than waste a perfectly good boner."
Hey, what did you end up doing with those ski goggles?
Anything is possible. I didn't even know I was wearing the toilet cover as a hat
He handed me a temporary tattoo and said cover the hickey up with this
Do you remember biting my ear and whispering quotes of Pride and Prejudice last night?
Guess who has two thumbs and broke her boyfriends dick?
He washed his dick in my kitchen sink after sex. I think he might be a keeper.
he's such a nice guy...he deserves a bigger dick.
Soooo, hypothetically, how long would roommates have to sleep together before its considered dating...
Randomize
