Last night this chick queefed when I was going down on her. Thinking if you! xo
what if every blade of grass was a penis?
This guy behind me is answering all of her questions. I may give him a lapdance to take my next test for me
i knew it was time to break up with him once he pulled out the Halo foreplay costumes
she just convinced the cop to buy us ice-cream sandwiches. best/worst stoned experience ever.
I had to physically hold you down to stop you from going out the window naked. You put up quit the struggle.
He told me that a camel appeared out of nowhere and it told him to quit smoking...
im sober
you just pulled your sweatpants out of your bag and thanked them for being alive
I'm with Tony. He said he volunteers his ball sack for waxing but you will have to wait a few weeks. It is a freshly shaved sack. I guess he thought he was gonna get lucky. Wtf?
Smooth sack
Well you finally jumped into that tree you've always wanted into and some girl gave you an 8.5. You were very happy.
well they never fully had sex so she's like an eskimo step-sister. I'll make a family tree for you.
My pubic hair is shaved into the shape of mistletoe.
I hope that's a joke and if not I need a snap of it
i think the realest test of our friendship is how hot your sister looks right now
I REMEMBER NUGGETS BEING THERE BUT WE WERE AT A TACO BELL
I'm on the Coaster ride of shame, currently sitting across two nice old ladies smelling like condoms.
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