Uggggg i want to leave and get bombed over baghdad
Microwaved placenta is very unpleasant.
i just fell asleep at my computer and i woke up and in the google bar it said delicious foods to eat
he was uncircumcised...I HAVE NOT YET REACHED THAT SKILL LEVEL OF DICK
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
I just met the 30 percent of the population with an STD
just had amazing sex with a girl I got caught with in second grade playing doctor. her examination is finallllly over
My dad just questioned my drinking habits... Clearly he doesn't know what kind of college education he's paying for
I swear to god there was like a 2-second timespan in which he went from laughing to coughing, hiccuping, and subsequently projectile vomiting into the grass. There is literally a line in the grass, about 2 yards long, of his puke. It was more impressive than disgusting to be honest. And then he just shrugged and said "I have no idea where that came from."
hey if you're going to the hospital do you wanna pick me up a taco on your way back
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
If you don't believe in my fighting skills, I don't know if we can be together
After round two, I told him he deserves an award. He bowed and did a princess wave WHILE his dick was still inside me.
Drunk version of me is like a sleeping demon inside of me that awakes to the sound of vodka
can we do this tomorrow? ...i accidently got high.
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