they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
this kid in class is playing minesweeper and just slammed the desk because he lost. thank god were normal.
If I remember taking any of my finals after tomorrow night, it will not have been a successful night.
He woke up screaming about pickles. I think it's gonna be a good day.
she found me naked passed out on the toilet and i just kept repeating "i'm like elvis, but not dead."
Housekeeping called in a homicide detective. Just spent an hour explaining that we had vigorous hotel vacation sex five times, even though I was having a heavy flow day. It'll definitely be what you call a memorable honeymoon.
and then he publicly announced her herpes on facebook.
They ran through the sprinklers in front of campus police, shirtless. Singing "love is a battlefield"
Most violent shit of my life. New Years resolution of eating better is already kicking me in the face.
We see some guy emerge from the forest on the island this morning, alone, in only a snuggie. Morning shots and bagels on us for the number one walk of shame.
It's gay pride weekend and Father's day.. So in honor of the occassions I am now BI
We're sitting in the bathtub, eating pizza, doing shots of vvodka and comparing nipples. I havfe never been so comfortable in my life.
He ripped my sink off my bathroom wall and then threw up in it.
Then you guys just all showered together...?
You were out of control then you fell asleep on his lap for 30 min and woke up civil. Way to powernap to sobriety!
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