dude you made out with his girlfriend and stole his credit card to buy more drinks
well when you put it that way, I sound like a terrible person
You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
using the left over highlighters from the blacklight party to study for finals. feeling the need to write insert penis here on my econ notes.
You woke up in the middle of the night and told me we won the sweepstakes, the penis sweepstakes.
hes a good boy he deserves a good blow
i really care about you, respect you, another gay word, and another gay word... lets just drink
You act like pregaming preseason hockey is a crime. Come on man, get fucked up and watch pucks. It rhymes so well it has to go together. DOS EQUIS Y DEVILS!
Just say its a British thing. They wont know Its not. And if they say you're not British, proposition them for a post-sex game of cricket.
I am definitely the only sober one on this train. And the only one not wearing a business suit. Wow, Monday Korea.
Food lion is just a portal. Cheetos are the goal. Its like not banging a super hot chick cause she is french. She still has the same parts just from a different box.
Now I am going to fly my toy helicopter in the dark.
He took a picture with a naked dude. I think he just walked out of that deep ginger closet.
Your youporn search history says otherwise.
I found half a candy bar in my bra today... Melted to my nipple. What a mess. It was still good though.
my downstairs neighbor came by to say he’s having a huge loud party tomorrow, handed me a toblerone bar, and said thank you in advance for your understanding
Started my new year off by being hospitalized with pneumonia. You?
Found out I'm pregnant.
I'll stick with pneumonia.
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