I need to go to a fraternity... my boobs are telling me to.
He booked his flight from Dallas already, no ticket to the game, said hes gonna bang some girl at tailgait to get a ticket, I had to explain that it will be sub 20 degrees F during tailgate, he decided to come in july instead, Texans are dumb.
considering how much of last night I don't remember and the amount of ones laying on my desk right now, it's safe to say I'm concerned
I feel like the only solution to this is to get naked and lay in the shower for a hour then see what my penis wants to do.
I made a Wendy's employee say fuck this and quit because I started flipping out due to a baked potato shortage. Of course I had a good night
He fingered me and now wants me to go get plan b because of it. WE'RE IN COLLEGE.
She thinks I'm afraid I'm gonna get caught in one of my lies and some of the girls I'm fucking will find out about each other. But it would be a relief to offload a few from the old crop and work in a few newbies into the rotation. The organization could use some new blood.
And I'm glad you're waiting to invite him over. he may have a weird penis thing and then dinner becomes awkward.
Do you think I need to report to HR that the intern and I had butt sex?
Found out the cop gives spectacular head. Don't ask. We're going out to dinner Saturday.
Why the fuck are you playing with legos?
Why the fuck are you questioning me?
if wiping your ass w an envelope isnt the definition of hitting "financial rock bottom " then nothing is!
The bouncers found you passed out on the toilet. They tried to move you but you refused and repeatedly shouted that you wanted to go out like Elvis.
Okay she just told me to turn the volume down on the fan. What does this even mean?
Three cheers for handling my crush on my boss in an entirely reasonable manner, by having a threesome with my coworkers.
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