I just found 'pokemon orgy' in my search history
Wedsnesdays are always enlightening. Tonights revealation: One should not smoke from something taller than their person.
can you explain why there is a dead rabbit in my front seat?
idk, I had a turtle in mine.
I'm thinking I had intended to send you pics cuz I woke up naked
You were competing with my dog to see who had the stronger bark....
I just found a thank you note I apparently wrote to my bed last night for letting me borrow the comforter.
Just took 4 secret shots in his bathroom to not remember him naked.
Sounds good. Stay safe. I'm kind of drunk in a Food 4 Less right now and I'm having the time of my life.
At least you got a round of applause for dancing like vanilla ice across the street and into the bar. Even as you were getting carded
I mean it was fine and all but I just don't understand why a man would need all that Simon Cowell paraphanelia
Never thought I'd say this, but getting head from a skeleton was better than I thought. Happy Halloween
I gave a handjob to the beat of uptown fuck last night
WE'RE MOVING TO IRELAND!!!! DON'T ASK QUESTIONS JUST BOOK THE DAMN FLIGHT!!!!
He was basically a horny puppy - following me around all night and kept sticking his hand down my pants.
You used a fucking bud light like as lube last night. I'd get a UTI test like stat.
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