I just woke up in bed next to my teacher. Does that mean I'm passing now?
He is such a slut. More and more my type.
she is unbelievable! ever pee on a girl?
not while she was awake
i was so high last night while i was driving i felt like i was riding a bike with no pedals
fter the third song from an iPod commercial played I realized how much that frat sucked.
Theres a disney princess moonbounce on karen st. and I'm drinking beer at a little league field. this might end with me in jail.
a garbage man just dropped off my phone and wallet. he found them in the trash this morning.
Like I said I'm looking on the bright side. The bright side just happens to be filled with penis attached to hot marines
He's just a really nice guy who stuck his tongue in the wrong place.
I have a boner and a quesadilla why aren't you here
I cant believe im wasting my plan b experience on this guy. I should have saved it for someone special.
She told me she's into girls now. I told her there would be a full bottle of jäger and an empty bed here Friday.
Yeah, reverse cow girl. She was on top and I was playing Flappy Bird behind her back. Easiest way to have angry sex.
I just need a fucking pair of pants. Is that too much to ask for?
He was a half hour late. His excuse was that his brother knifed him right before he was going to leave. I didn't believe him until I saw the gauze.
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