PS- did you die? If you did just text "dead" to me, so that I know.
at first I thought it was funny, but looking at it now, it screams "dramatic" and "medicated wipes."
Just got the orientation leader spot. For the first two days, I will be one of the best looking guys on campus. The freshman girls will be so disappointed they settled for me when everyone else comes back.
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
Scary. I thought trees were a lie and that someone ha permanently stenciled them into my life. No joke.
Should I tell them about my ticket for possession or about how I'm shitting blood? Which one will gain the most sympathy?
Apparently from about 3-5AM I was consoling that crying stripper about her life choices.
I punted my pants across my apt at my roommate last night. Everything else is kinda fuzzy.
I really wanted to suck your dick, but I also didn't want to miss any of the movie
my mom just told me I should hit it and quit apparently she does not like this new girl
WHY IS IT FROWNED UPON THE DRESS UP IN CAT COSTUMES AND SIT OUTSIDE OF BARS WITH A BOX OF WINE I THOUGHT THIS WAS AMERICA
last night i fell off a barstool and busted my nose. i can regretfully say that i didn't see cherub last night.
I don’t know if I’m nauseous or just disgusted with myself.
When I went to pick up Adam from the train station, I found him passed out, covered in gold paint and wrapped in a red blanket. someone had glued a gaudy green rhinestone to his forehead. He looked homeless.
Abby there's no shame in reading porn. It takes more work than watching I suppose
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