This show inspires me to have sex in space
he went down on me with a nose plug on, you tell me how it went
She used to be a real nice person. Now she's just a dick sucking machine
We woke up under the ping pong table holding hands.
Watching the gap toothed girl get more ass than me is almost devastating.
I know you hold the fastest time for "zoo downhill wheelchair racing" but I don't see what that has to do with this.
you peed off the balcony at your sisters and asked someone below to catch it with a cup
Her craziness is the sexiest thing about her.
I can't wait to read your obituary.
He had a drawn-on fu manchu and now my vagina has one too.
Well I met my booty call's parents by accident, so that happened.
just pleasured myself to USA hockey beating Russia in the shoot out. god bless America.
Just took physics exam. I think this is one of those 'chuck it in the fuck-it bucket and become an art major' days
I wonder if my sister will drive me around while I do bong hits in the back seat..
The first thing I did when I got to the apartment was masturbate on the couch
If we were teenagers we would intentionally be trying to burn down this historic landmark
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