So High I just made Cadbury Coffee. I don't know what it is yet, but it involves Cadbury Eggs and coffee.
Well then I realized I had a bigger problem when I woke up a long board.
Did you seriously take investment advice from our coke dealer?
whoever brushed my teeth and whitened them while i was passed out, thanks.
Mike is worried about me going on a cruise in June without him....how cute he thinks we are going to last till June
if the future wants me to fuck him, then i guss i have to
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
I wish the guy I was sleeping with wasn't on house arrest.
Your vagina felt like having sex with thanksgiving mashed potatoes. The best kind of mashed potatoes
I'm just down here gazing up into your ivory tower of nudes
Also, your girlfriend apologized to me about yesterday. That was nice of the cunt.
You put THAT much Jager in me and expect me to realize when things are a bad idea?
There's something empowering about being at dinner and sitting across the table from two men you've blown.
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
He fucked me while I was smoking his blunt. His apartment was trashed and he drives a van that looks like it’s been hit by a train but still 10/10 would fuck again.
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