have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
I have a hot bod, but my face sucks, what can i do?
Maybe if i eat something filling like whole wheat pasta it will make me less hungry for things like dick
drank two beers while on the toilet at home during lunch break. new high or new low, not sure
I'm jammin out to some Brit Birt, she's still my bitch, I love her crazy ass
Come here. I'm drunk. Family Function. Intense Pro-life vs. Pro-choice debate. Bring Republicans.
Whats the glycemic index on semen?
Sundays have taken on a whole new meaning when I'm not in bed with an excruciating hangover.
You NEED to fuck him he's a doctor with one leg. Are you kidding me right now. This will definitely make the list. Plus he buys all of us drinks.
I tried to get you something for Valentine's Day too but they said they couldn't deliver skittles and ecstasy :(
If I was 5 years younger and single...
She STILL wouldn't fuck you.
We were talking when all of a sudden she reach and started squeezing my dick and goes "nice." and then just kept the conversation going like nothing happened.
Every person I've ever had sex with is in Chipotle right now.
MY MOM WALKED IN WHILE I WAS EATING THEM OUT AND STARTED ASKING US ABOUT THE PROJECT RUNWAY EPISODE WE WERE WATCHING EARLIER
I miss you and I miss your weed. Come home.
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