I would fuck her until my dick fell off. then i would fuck her with your dick.
hanging on that rope, lady gaga looks exactly like a used tampon
all i know is that if they can hide that much blood in her outfit, they definitely could have hid a penis
He kept starring at my ass and repeating "Its Just a beautiful piece of artwork."
i just saw her new tattoo, how much more trashy can you get than having "taste the rainbow" on your body for the rest of your life?
Somehow he came on his own face...then he freaked out
in mid cry she says "I can be a whore if I want to"
life is no where near the amusement park it was when I was on Vicodin.
You also hate cartoons and musicals, so I will take that to mean the movie was as awesome as I thought it was..smoke weed
I finally got the glitter off in time to get to the party and bang the bday boy in the bathroom while his girlfriend was lighting the bday cake candles.
Your anal douche was on bathroom counter. Now it's in dumpster. Not ok. I am mad. Very mad.
He won't have sex to beyonce. I hate him.
you wouldn't let anybody come in after ten. everybody was standing outside and you just yelled "BEING PUNCTUAL IS IMPORTANT" and slammed the door. i dont think you should be allowed to have parties anymore
it concerns me that i was already that drunk at 10
Watching the awkward tinder date at the table next to mine is the most action I've had in months, so there's that.
Just remember, it's never too late to make a porno
Haha we both slept with guys named Brad born on may 1st. This is a proud day for sisters.
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