Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
I lost my virginity in that bed. You just layed in history.
Dude has a bag of wine attached to his belt. These guys don't fuck around.
I wish i had more things to dip in ranch... That's the most stoner thing i've ever said
Heading to the gym, the one that guy said he goes to. Already checked online, his class is at 5. And no, this isn't too much after meeting him last night. Stop judging me,
I guess wearing a straight up bikini to class is an early indication that Thirsty Thursday has started.
He fell off a seesaw, tore half his ear off and somehow convinced the paramedic he was allowed to have a beer while being treated
In chronological order you drank, sang, smoked, napped, threw up, cried, laughed, described your pubic area, passed out. You have abused the privilege to use me as your D.D.
I have a test in the morning in sign language about signs for drugs and alcohol use. Im drunk and rolling a blunt. I've never felt so confident about a grade in my life.
I told him he was a man of science and that he should conduct experiments on my tits to see how they stay up. I need you to hold onto my larynx when I'm drunk.
He picked up a chick with a line about the price of used cars in Sri Lanka and developing economies. Step it up.
At least you didn't get an invite in the mail to your fuck buddy's baby shower like I just did. My life is a sitcom
mid-sex she goes "oh my god. you aren't even going to remember my name in the morning, are you?". And i was so wasted that i straight up told her "honestly, I don't even remember your name right now"
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