Only you could manage to look like a complete slut while wearing a turtle neck.
drunk making out is the fucking beeeest. specially when it's your exboyfriend
I wonder if you'll be as excited about this as you are now tomorrow morning.
Everytime I walk into a bathroom at school that I've taken a pregnancy test in I get a little bit nostalgic....
i think you ate grass..but you refused to open your mouth so we could see..
for future reference: playing drunken strip-twister is a euphemism for a threesome. just thought you should know.
All I remember is apologizing to his sister for being a bad influence while I was throwing up into a big gulp cup.
the cashier ate half of our fries before she gave them to us so i think it's safe to say they don't do drug testing there
And think got sick again from going outside naked. Word to all females...don't try the naked trench coat thing.
legit question. can i put a condom down our garbage disposal? my rents are coming over in 20
Are you still going to come over for your post Alcoholics Anonymous beer?
I think its awesome that i just got you to cheer for sex
Well sex is awesome. Sex deserves cheers.
Every little girl dreams of the day when she picks up her fuck buddy because he's drunk at the gay bar again.
all i remember is slapping you in the face with a slice of pizza while laughing maniacally.
i got home safe but then alex started a fire so now we're at the hospital
YOUR MANICOTTI IS FULL OF LIES
Sorry i meant to send that to my mom
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