had no condoms so I just made do with an empty doritos bag.
you kept screaming i cant feel my vagina, it kinda killed the mood.
My goal for this summer is to make enough extra money to be able to afford the ticket for water skiing naked.
Her parents walked in on us. So for my birthday they bought me a blow-up doll with their daughters face on it. I don't know what to think right now.
having someone tell me to "prepare my vagina" is not really something I want to hear..
Bombed my 8 a.m. exam and the liquor store doesn't open till noon. Drinking unfinished beers from last night till they open.
He's the second guy this morning whose job is jeopardized because of my vagina.
I thought I could grab a hold of my stream of urine. So she left pretty soon after that.
So feel off my bed lastnight into the trashcan. On the plus side i thought under my bed was a cave and i went exsploring
Omg one side of my Labia is asleep. Has that ever happened to you?
My uterus feels like it went 8 rounds with Mike Tyson. And that was only a quickie.
Literally the fucking master of salvaging the possibility of a blow job whilst also crushing somebody's dreams.
Your dad was just slow dancing with the priest and holding a beer. Classic
Is that strawberry winking at me??
I kinda realized titty fucking is purely for our enjoyment, they dont really get much out of it, except for a guy sitting on them and and a dick bouncing of their chin
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