Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
Did you know the Dallas Cowboy cheerleaders have an exercise show ON Demand? Yeah, I had a lonely night
I understand Curling. That high.
Have you ever chugged beers in the hospital parking garage with your mom?
Peeing off the roof of a motel lighting a cigar with matches and speaking fluent spanish with a chilen exchange student...how do iget into these situations?
In complete seriousness I think I am the highest person on earth
Also, my aunt grabbed my phone and downloaded the scriptures. Apparently I need Jesus.
i'm face down in a ditch right now please help this is not a metaphor for my life this is real.
So i had a feeling this dude with one leg in a wheelchair was following me around Walmart turns out I was right. He just asked for a picture of my feet.
i mean i let him but still...
I'm pretty sure he's playing the harmonica in my shower right now. I just really need to pee.
Plus who wants to live somewhere tom jerked off? No one.
It's amazing what a couple of orgasms can do for a girls demeanor.
I love everything about him! His penis, his hair, his tattoos, his penis, his cat, his penis.
ya I went to the grocery store literally just for cheese and condoms
Still had our rainbow strip poker new years tradition. End of night we were only wearing mask.
Did you get the usual surprise pics from the strange straight you like to sprinkle in.
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