I cant remeber how long i've been laying here...it could be 10 minutes to a fucking day
just learned how to wash a penis. thank you nursing school for getting me the most action i've had in months.
Omg i either met the gayest dude ever or my next boyfriend
I'm ready for this little girl to leave so I can hit the bong already
Glad we went casual last night, made my 1pm walk of shame through Walmart a little less obvious
I never thought I'd say this but my vagina is taking a serious break for awhile
Yea we slept in ur room but im 80% sure we didnt have any peanut butter in there
Today I'm judging my level of singleness on a scale of one to eat-a-can-of-frosting. It's not looking good for me.
Ooooh. Get funfetti
You know it's a good weekend when you wake up on Sunday questioning your sexuality.
I yelled kanye while he was fucking me. It just felt right
Oh you know..Chillin with your dad.
With a fannypack full of drugs.
THEN YOU WILL NOT GET TO SEE MY TITS TONIGHT OR IN THE NEAR FUTURE YOU HEARTLESS BASTARD
How's Vegas?
Woke up with a sculpture of my own head. Been trying to find Ashley for two days. so pretty not too bad.
remember when we said that thing when we met about how we were each glad we weren’t furries
ok listen,
I don’t know what language he speaks but I know my boobs will translate just fine
I’m looking forward to few days of international relations
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