Yesterday I was informed there is a jewish dating website called jdate, I'm considering joining out of academic curiosity
i know we just met, but i forget your name, and i'm wondering why my penis burns?
At least with the last gf I made it clear that I wanted to breakup when I pissed on her floor @ 3am as her roommate watched in contempt
I forgot how hot balto sounded
By the way, she says hi. At least I think she did since she licked my phone
he was alternating between taking bites of butter and bagel. he said it was easier than finding a knife
He just told me that when we were doing it I told him I was the captain and he was the boat. Im too embarassed to ask for money for a cab.
She tried to sleep on the front steps of her salon so she wouldn't be late for work and these people put her in a cab to my house. She is nothing if not responsible. Can u imagine her boss finding her there this morning?
Employee of the year! :)
There's a chance I told a cop that I was ready for him to strip I may have even taken some ones out of my purse and stuck them in his holster
Yeah to go race car driving with a 54 yr old gastroenterologist. I really wish you'd come to have that drink with me Wednesday
you seriously don't remember..? but then again, you were taking shots by yourself for like 30mins
You give an incredible blow job. I wanted to make sure you know it was appreciated
I will teach you the ways of the ho life, my little gay grasshopper.
NO ITS THAT IM A SEXUAL DEVIANT AND CANT FILTER MYSELF
He's stripped out of his boxers and is dancing and slapping his dick with string cheese...I don't know whether to call for help or take a video.
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