ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
Squirrels and blue jays and dove-like things. They're just frolicking around in my backyard. I wanna be like them.
there are 2 things i love giving: blowjobs & backrubs. how can i tell them that without sounding like a slut
I think I just broke my ankle. I've only had one beer. I'm getting drunk before I go to the ER so it's less embarassing.
It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
There's nothing I can say to make me pepper spraying you any better
I made out with him with my retainers in. My drunken hook-ups get lazier and lazier.
You should get a handy in the street again, just to prove you've still got it.
It was perfect I came I passed out in his comfortable bed then a glass of jack Daniels fell from the bed post and spilled all over my face
You hid from a cop under some guy's canoe on his lawn.. It didnt work
He started going down on me while we were watching Land Before Time.
Incredible.
I like to play this game where I try to reach orgasm before my bathtub overflows....lost tonight.
I should get him a card "thanks for letting me use you for your penis on and off as I see fit and for being a nice guy. My boobs and I appreciate your loyalty and dedication"
Tom just texted me he's Tindering from his hospital bed while they're running heart tests on him.
That's dedication to the game.
He told us a story about a time his 80 year old uncle karate chopped a dick in a glory hole.
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