it's like everything I expected to see tonight all put together in one at once
that is the greatest description ever
they need to just BURY HIM!
naighbors jacking off again. i swear its his friday night ritual, its like he knows the night wont be ending in his favor
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
she quoted hannah montana in her facebook status. i will never be speaking to her in person again.
He literally had no idea who I was, so he made me turn around 360 degrees and when he saw my ass, he blurted out my first AND last name.
there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
Her boobs more than make up for all the flaws with her personality.
Well if I fail my finals for being drunk on Cinco De Mayo there is always next year to graduate.
You said that last year...
Just so you know swallowing does not help chest colds. Your Phd can suck my dick
I didn't want to but I was drunk in a Disney bathroom with her and had a weak moment.
Then that means he's outwardly conservative. Inwardly he's a total gay horndog. He's like a spy that can ruin conservative plans.
I want to change all my life goals to that.
Dude, I'm telling you, date younger. He brought pizza, made me squirt twice, and then left to immediately go to brunch with his mom.
I planned to shave today but it's Friday the 13th I might cut something
when I walked in the door they were passed out naked, on top of eachother, with tetris controllers in their hands.
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