so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
No, that was before the police came, but after the hooker.
Ok I can't be your drugdealer AND booty call AND friend. It just doesn't work that way
found glitter on my cock. thank you for bringing me to that dance recital.
the beer staff turned into a beer spear way to quickly
I had to rush to my room and get my vibrator off my bed i didn't want him to know how long it's been since I had a decent fuck.
I was barred out and drunk as fuck locked out at 3am in my Indian costume. It was literally freezing outside. I laid down on the concrete and made a bonfire with dry leaves. Then proceeded to ask.the.bonfire nicely to "please dont go out". Drunk me went strait up survival mode.
Yours weakened by children. Mine weakened by a forearm sized cock for 8 years.
You said you wanted to wrap his dick in a tortilla and make a spicy burrito. Let me just say, most girls don't have this hard of a time getting laid.
Friends don't let friends drunk sleep in the dorm common room
I went in to wake you up this morning and you had a condom draped across your throat like a necklace. There were no boys in the house last night, what were you doing?
Was so close to hoppin on it but then I realize it's not a dick and I needed to keep walking. Primal instincts.
Yeah. That's the shitty part. God, I don't want to be a step mom. Sure I'm great with kids, but I just want unlimited sex and not have to worry about making friends with a fucking 7 year old.
My desperation for dick was off put by his anime figure collection.
If I told the doordash driver it's national nudity day, think he'd still report me for being topless at the door?
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