at which point I apparently ran in and shouted "I made the sex with that one!"
Just violated the laws of fuck-buddyship and talked to him about my personal life. I don't like it.
My bed became a clown car for his family....I'm not ready to get married
We ended up getting arrested after we flagged down the cops for a ride home with open beers in our hands... turns out the "nobody told me" excuse doesn't cut it anymore
You know how hard it is to drive a dirtbike down a road with 2 plants of weed on your lap. Fucking hard
im tired of her bring homeless men home when shes drunk. THEY ARE NOT FUCKING PETS!!!!
Why do I love Florida? Because I just quit my job because it's too pretty a day to go to work and I'm going to the beach to eat seafood and drink beer.
My period started right as he was entering, which really helped me sell the "I've never done this before" bit.
I've literally exhausted all the videos on pornhub. It took like 4 years, but I've done it. I did that quicker than I finished college
In hindsight, I probably should not have let the waiter give me a chiropractic adjustment on my neck last night.
I mean, I'm shallow, narcissistic, and selfish, but I'm an amazing friend sometimes
To get him to come she paid for his uber and promised that someone in the house would give him head. it worked
You pee in parking lots....i drive home naked.....thats the american dream i was promised
Just stole my moms weed, left a note saying sorry.. Hope she isn't mad.
Why am I not drinking beer at 8:26am is the question
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