Do you think the new Crest Whitestrips Advance Seal would stay on while I give him head? It would be great to knock out 2 things at once...
You're such a slut.
I prefer opportunist.
Just getting around to doing laundry. Jesus there's a lot of blood on my birthday dress.
i'm in workout clothes. this is progress.
third eye blind makes so much more sense now that i have a drug problem
For future references, orgasms clear sinuses.
Is it bad that i wanna bang this girl ONLY because she looks like my cousin?
You were holding up a boot and yelling boot gang
She started telling me about this odd patch of smooth skin under her boobs. Not sure if she was hitting on me or looking for free advise from a doctor...
I mean, I still played with her tits for like 20min tho.
I woke up in some kids room and he introduced me to his friends at breakfast as "Monica" so I just went with it.
It's like the cookie assaulted me with being high.
I can't believe I got dumped for a fat chick, but at least I got four and a half years worth of free shit. So we can call it even.
I am so stoned. And there are so many white people in this Jack in the Box.
I realize my mistake but don't you dare school me in cock, young man
what do u think we would be doing right now if we were together
Urinating on unicorns
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