She's JV to your varsity
you only like me because i go down faster than a bridge in minnesota
Who is John, and why is his named carved into our toilet?
Nick just found a baggie of 3 year old shrooms in his desk drawer and downed it all with cheap white wine. I am not on vomit duty tonight.
I just want a better ending for myself. Not walking around with one sock on and my bush hanging out.
he said he got tested two months ago... he goes with his whole family.
I have a cup of vodka in my bathroom with a straw in it. Yes, I am ready for this bikini wax.
Dude if our hands were ladels we could work at a soup kitchen
That would be so convenient
happy find a boyfriend by next Valentines Day. Its like a new years resolution but depressing
THEY HAVE VIAGRA FLAVORED GELATO
The 4th is next week. If we don't get to a new level of high, we will be letting down George Washington.
i puked in the 2nd best shower and the couple fucking in the 1st didnt even pause so you might wanna hold off on that for a while
When dressing for a 3way, how do I convey to the other chick I care enough to look pretty but not so much that it's a huge deal?
I just don't understand why your parents aren't supporting your dreams of being a medieval weapon smith.
Omg the sex was so good my ears popped. Thank god too. Cause then I didn't have to hear him going on and on about his dumbass feelings. It's called a booty call bitch.
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