I went to moterboat her and I started laughing, so I just kinda blew on them... I think I'm gona call that move the sailboat.
We had to be out of the dorms at 730. Meeting started at 8. I woke up at 948. Drunk and covered in glitter.
i just threw up repeatedly on the entire entire walk down A1A to the pizza place....then on the way back slipped and fell in it
Then he took his girlfriend's fuzzy handcuffs and locked me to their bed. Key is in an unknown location. He's surprisingly idiotic, for being premed.
I'm on strict orders from her to keep sleeping with you until you give her a job next summer.
Wat the fuck dude ketchup in my bong???
After he finished his girlfriend called him. I sat there, tied his shoes for him, then he high fived me and said "this is gonna be a great summer steph"
Do what your heart wants. . .
My heart wants to rip his balls off and tie therm to his head using his penis
We grabbed as many adult diapers as we could and made a run for it.
I shit myself when I came, don't have flu sex
It was a frighteningly large penis to say the least
Don't forget to make sex 3rd on your calander
don't worry dude i have your phone, text me when youre gonna come get it
I have mystery bruises on my right knee, right arm, under my chin, and on my forehead. What the fuck happened last night??
After he came, he took a two minute power nap and then fucked me for another 45 minutes. He is a machine!
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