oh no, I think we did it in the 'front asshole'
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
I just ran up four flights of stairs in heels, im getting an orgasm tonite.
I think I've lost the thrill of being a slut. It's just that the newness has worn off, I think.
For the record it's 1026 and you told me I could leave you in the bathroom.
seriously considering responding to a craigslist ad for a lesbian cunninlingus instructor...at this point i'm so desperate for a job that i'm willing to switch teams.
You leave me no choice. Your vagina is grounded. It can just sit there and think about what it's done.
they were having sex on the toilet apparently and everytime someone knocked they flushed. it was like an auditory scoreboard of sex duration.
Theme for your birthday? Beer olympics in S&M costumes? Sounds like a nice little saturday
Hide in the closet. if you hear me yell patato salad come out swinging.
Btw when I was saying "fuck you" I meant it like "be quiet beautiful princess"
HIGH AS FUCK. JUST WATCHED THE TRIPPIEST VIDEO EVER. IM NOT SCARED OF PANDAS. I GOTTA GO. TRIPPIN AGAIN
Everyone has seen your nipples. It's like asking if they ever walked on grass. You need better hangover questions.
apparently i ended up downloading "thats amore", giving him head, and singing it... all at the same time
I once left mine in my bra and I forgot and I didn't notice it was there until it vibrated.
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