It's Friday. Sex?
My aunt just said- "pizza is like sex. Even if it ain't good it ain't bad." Obviously she doesn't know us too well.
I love the "adulterer" look on you. It's hot.
Its part of my fall instant classic line.
we talked for like an hour, i feel like we really bonded. i mean i was simultaneously giving him head but you get the point.
dude wearing that thong all day was not worth the 7 bucks
we got cut off at 8 am. He spilled his drink three times on the plane. this should be one hell of a vegas trip
I'm still not sure if it was intentional, but the chiropractor definitely cradled his balls on my shoulder. He even seemed to adjust the sack for comfort. I think I should be flattered. He is a doctor, after all..
Can we please get on skype for like 20 seconds so i can show you my penis and the spiderman temporary tattoo that is right above it
Two shots of gin says this is gonna be a sloppy lab write up.
He stopped responding after the animal pictures... I do this EVERY TIME.
Old men love us. For they have fine taste and disturbing minds.
So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
In retrospect, vomiting out of a moving vehicle on the third date should have been a deal breaker
just the thought of you slurpin down noodles really rustles my jimmy
you suck at sexting
Just flash them and yell "JUDGE THESE BITCHES"
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