STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
There is no way he is gay with that hair.
I feel like I bought a front row ticket to watch her screw up her life
I couldn't sleep so I drunk ellipticaled for an hour. Worst. Idea. Ever.
I had to brake up with him.
In my experience drinking helps.
You dont want to know why?
Not really. I want to drink.
I bet. I bought a surfboard and a kite and filled my camelback with vodka-tonics. Let's do this
I'm pretty sure that if I didn't have a gerbil with a shotgun in my uterus I would think i was knocked up cuz all I want is hot sauce
I have no words
Neither did my mom, when she walked in on me squating with my balls in a cup of hot water.
That's what jaeger bombs out of teacups will do to you.
I mean, I bought pot and shampoo before I ran out. I think I can adult.
Dude in the stall next to me shitting and sobbing. Dude another stall over, "Come on bro, you gotta loosen up." This is why I don't shit in public.
Me and some guy are crying in a port a potty together after another guy broke up with both of us.
So adding to the list of things my boobs can do, sweeping with a broom is apparently a thing.
i mean ive seen your left buttcheek how much more bro can this get
So you can now add nose to my list of places that cum has gone that it shouldn't...
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