she told me her fantasy was her as a 55 year old cook at a truck stop who smokes a pack a day, and I was the 21 year old illegal immigarnt prep cook.
Not only do prius' look terrible they are terrible to have sex in
My spanish teacher discovered you can watch spanish music videos on youtube. Guess what were doing in class today? Michael Scott Spanish 101
why the fuck would he compare you to sexy aquatic creatures?
4 to the list in one week. Slutsville isn't as fun as the brochure promised.
Tomorrow morning i will black in to find a christmas tree in my room that i dont remember how i got. I love college
And I think short bridesmaids dresses are the best idea especially for bathroom sex
I'm glad I get the same reaction from you for cookies and for my naked body
You could become Eskimo brothers with my dad. How can you pass that up? You pussy.
I need an IV, a new head, and stronger morals.
your life is going to be an empowering working mom montage tomorrow to Katy P's ROAR... --are you living in a yoplaít comercial?
Dude your life.. At your sugar daddies house sending nudes to your fwb
Where the fuck are you? I just got punched in the nose by a tourist
I woke up with the gnarliest cold/hangover combo
Thats what u get when u have butt ass naked rooftop sex at night in december
Worth it.
How naked do you want me to be?
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