sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
sooo i think when i get back from rothbury i should probably take a pregnancy test
but you would be showing by now. i'd just save the money and wait for a large crap in 6 months that starts crying. then you'll know.
Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
that shit musta been laced I laughed for two hours and everyone looked like penguins
Keep in mind that he's 43, unemployed and living with his parents. There's really not much we could do to make his life worse.
Found a dirty envelope on my seat w ur name and $122.50 written on the front. Nothing inside but what looks like dirty pine needles
i convinced her i need a blow job every morning to wake up because i have a medical condition.
Nothing says never again like hurling in the shower.
Just got attacked by a family of raccoons, I have the worst luck.
Strip clubs it is bday boy. One condition. I am in full custody of your ID. I plan on being in no condition to coordinate rescue operations and we need to keep casualties to a minimum. You cannot be trusted.
Alright goddamnit. Can I bring my pirate hat?
I insist.
although steph and I had 3 bottles of wine by that point and watched an opera that featured a black dildo so anything was possible really
I can't wait for you to tell me about your sex.
It's a short, short story.
Halfway through missionary I realized I was partially laying on his sleeping dog and idk that just kinda ruined it for me sooo
he had a bulletproof vest and a pocket full of lollipops! how was i suppose to say no.
I called him my big strong man today. It's all downhill from here. Matching Christmas sweaters, here we come
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