that sweater is a total boner killer. you might as well be wearing a wedding dress.
Canada: barely better than America at a sport they invented.
The plants looked thirsty. Growing plants need mimosas too.
she left out the fact that she had a kid until she told me not to suck on her tits too hard or milk would come out.
i dont care if it was her birthday. if she leaves me with a half rack of budweiser and her boyfriend obviously shits gonna go down.
I will now attempt to shave my public hair into a Christmas tree.
After we fucked he shhhh'd me and said your welcome
I don't know how I'm gonna do that tomorrow. I feel like I was hit by the motorhome. LOL I WAS.
I don't want to get into details but it feels like there was a bear mauling involved. A very good bear mauling.
Not sure. All I know is that she has a tight dark green skirt and I will not rest until I have used my teeth to rip it off of her
we went from five shot glasses to three in one night. we lost 'badass' and gumbi, but the ninja turtle survived. courtney says to avoid any more casualties we're not allowed to use shot glasses past 1am. and we're not allowed to throw them
I'm gonna make some noodles and go to bed. Hopefully I don't fall into the stove or something.
My dick looks like crazy bread
pics are now mandatory
He's getting Easter eggs filled with weed or Jell-O shots for his birthday
Nothing personal but yes I would be suspicious If I saw 3 guys and 2 girls in the same bathroom stall together
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