Got separated, got a half bj, got dropped off in random part of the city, don't tell anyone
He had personality for days, but cock for only minutes
omg i can't drink anymore.. i just pulled up my dress and started playing with my vagina
My body isn't even mad at me...just disappointed
It was like having sex with a donkey. Everytime she got close she would kick me.
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
I'm kind of concerned that there are now two different videos of me with knives
he puked in my glove box, looked up at me and said "There's not much to say"
ever have one of those nights where you feel like you should leave the house with your insurance card? that is tonight, my friend.
I think the name vodka for a girl is amazing
he calls himself the gay cupid because he matches two guys looking to hookup on craigstlist with each other. get me out of here. please.
guys with girlfriends don't have a leg to stand on when they get mad at you for fucking other guys
I woke up naked wrapped in a wolf blanket on the bathroom floor
he just kept biting everyone and singing hilary duff songs. i can't even bring him to a gas station.
That's true. Ask me when I'm not fucked up. Nvm hold on. Btw. Wikipedia dinosaur. It's fascinating
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