I'm seeing double. Its like being in a room full of people
Acid is not a monday night drug
I'm going to see if it catches on fire again, then I'll make the decision.
Woke up with his dick on the side of my face, it's like he passed out mid-mushroom stamp.
I think if it were a part of everyone's daily routine, the world would be happier. International Finger Yourself While Bathing Day.
you should be awarded for your promiscuity.
i really should.
Well, you know sobriety isn't something I like to do on the reg.
you puked in the bathtub and said "let them pee"
He said he wanted to start giving out "sex souvenirs". I got a poster with a penguin on it.
Next time, dont ever let me talk to a guy drunk, especially if I have class with him the next day
Who do you have class with??
The guy that pulled down his pants in the middle of the dance floor to show me his tattoo
seriously considering getting an electric blanket rather than sleeping with guys this winter for warmth.
Can we just agree for a moment that semen in your sinuses is the fucking worst?
Don't come back. They don't have pants.
Oh god.
God has nothing to do with this.
Oh man I knew I took that Molly too soon, talkin to some Scottish people lol but don’t like rollin in pizza restaurants.
I'm reading the Hobbit in my blanket fort alone with a bottle of wine... all I need is dungeons and dragons to complete this superfecta of awesome
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